[Hipstery Title]

There should be a porn parody of the American dream.

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our1llusi0ns:

forever-kitten:

stop-hammerkind:

homosexual-leafblower:

mugglescanttameme:

magentamayhem:

YOU GUYS ARE FOOLS

YOU HAVE TO DECORATE THEM 

AFTER YOU COOK THEM AND THEY’VE COOLED

THANK YOU HOLY SHIT

HOW THE HELL DO YOU FUCK UP DIPPING STRAWBERRIES IN CHOCOLATE??? DID YOU EVEN TEMPER THE CHOCOLATE OR DO YOU JSUT LIVE IN FUCKING MORDOR HOLY SHIT

im laughing so fucking hard

I BET I COULD DO THESE BETTER THAN THESE FUCKERS I SWEAR

how do you fuck up so bad?!

This post is a cooking infomercial. 

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via sacred-sacrificial-lamb)

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euthanasia-for-mankind:

total-queer-move:

LOOK. IT’S EVERY SINGLE STEREOTYPE ABOUT MEN’S RIGHTS ACTIVISTS PUT INTO ONE HANDY-DANDY DEMOGRAPHICS SURVEY SO IT CAN BE STATISTICALLY VALIDATED!! [x]

THANKS R/MENSRIGHTS!!

MEN ARE SO WEAK AND IGNORANT

The age thing though. I always assumed MRA’s were just terrible for no reason. Now I know they’re just idiot teenagers who probably got rejected by the cheer captain.

Filed under men'srights activists are second worst group of people ever demographics sexism

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besturlonhere:

abandonedography:

The Gleno Dam was completed in 1923 and failed within 40 days of being fully filled. A small impoundment reservoir was built in the shadow of the old works, which can be seen when viewed from upstream. (via)

nah this is where they filmed helm’s deep in lord of the rings

Don’t be silly Brian, it doesn’t even look like Helm’s Deep. These ruins are clearly remnants of the Arnor.

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angelagossow:

why is a girl smoking considered soft grunge

why is anything considered soft grunge

what is soft grunge

So far as I can tell, it’s what hipsters started calling themselves once the word “hipster” started getting dropped in Taylor Swift songs. But TSwift is basically just a sepia-filtered smoking selfie away from soft grunge already, so hopefully the super hip are already working on a rebrand.

(Source: buffythedickslayer, via rarararaikkonen)